G
Day is done, and woe is she. Why
C -------------- G
does it always seem to be an
Am
uphill climb? It happens
Em
all the time

G
If she found a diamond ring, she'd
C -------------- G
cut herself on the damn thing. She
Am
ought to know. That's how it
Em
always goes. It's

B7 ----------------- C
got me wondering how much more mis-
G ---------------- D
fortune she can take.
B7 ------------------ C
Every time that we talk, I hear about one
G -------------- D
more unlucky break.
B7
Probability is
C ------------ G
easy to take personally.
Eb ------------ Bb
Post hoc ergo propter hoc, you
F
see.
Eb ------------------ Bb
Sometimes all the world seems filled with
D
synchronici-
G
ty.

G
Feels like she was born to lose. Paid
C ------------------ G
far more than her share of dues, to
Am
no avail. Her plans they
Em
always fail. Luck

G
never gives, it only lends. It
C ---------------------- G
wines and dines you, then it sends the
Am
bill along. By now she
Em
knows the song. It's

B7 ----------------- C
got me wondering how much more mis-
G ---------------- D
fortune she can take.
B7 ------------------- C
Every time that we talk, I hear about one
G -------------- D
more unlucky break
B7
Probability is
C ----------- G
easy to take personally
Eb ------------ Bb
Post hoc ergo propter hoc, you
F
see.
Eb ------------------ Bb
Sometimes all the world seems filled with
F
synchronicity.
Eb ----------- Bb
Maybe we become just exact-
F
ly who we expect to be
Eb ------------ Bb
Post hoc ergo propter hoc is
D
not causality. (It's a logical falla-
G
cy)